JonnyGators I understand your wishes, but you're asking for a professional solution. LE is made by hobbyists for many different devices. Even if users would be able to answer all setup questions, a bad HDMI cable, or a wrongly selected HDMI port on TV can still destroy the setup.
It's like on all Linux systems: LE is powerful and extremely configurable, but the perfect GUI setup is a truckload of work.